Whoa, slow down there P.C. Police! I am fully aware of the thoroughly insensitive, wholly outdated and plain hurtful term I just used in the title of this post. I should have proffered up the acceptable descriptor, I apologize for such an egregious error on my part. You are absolutely right, I was remis in not using the image-positive terminology preferred in modern nomenclature.

I should have said Intelligent is the new Retarded.

I play for both teams here. After you are done chuckling in your head about the last sentence (tee hee..gay.), I’ll explain….ok, and moving on. So the teams are thus, those that are smart and ridiculed, ostracizied, made to be second class citizens. And those who do the ridiculing, ostracization and claim first class citizenship.

But Tiny, what about the third group? That neither judges nor self-agrandizes? Surely there is a gray area, it can’t simply be a case of black or white, either/or?

Shut up, yes it can! Both our groups resent your group to the point of not acknowledging your existance. Pound sand, you well adjusted, tolerant, normal jerk-ass!!!

But Tiny?

Lalalalalalalalanot listeninglalalalalalalala…

Aaaaanyhoo…smart people. Open descrimination has begun to be the norm, and it shouldn’t be a surprise. The non-smarts are the majority, they have banded together to keep us down! How do you smarties explain the fact that everyone you ever worked for has been an idiot, a simpleton, a Moron or just a bit wrong in the head? Now, let this sink in…you worked for them! So, either you are NOT smart, or its discrimination on a conspiritorial scale!

But Tiny, what about Bill Gates and the late Steve Jobs?

Jesus, you again?? That’s like namechecking RJ Mitte or Corky or Leonardo DiCaprio…sometimes people succeed in-spite of their adversity. But Jobs is dead, Adveristy-1, Jobs-0. Sad, I know. I’ll make a weepy playlist for my Zune HD.

In closing, I’m truly an insensitive ass AND I have shown you all, with well defined explaination and many charts and diagrams, exactly why Smart is the new Retarded.

But Tiny, you haven’t done any of those things…

I realize that.

I’m Smart.